Why do Gingers have no soul?


Why do Gingers have no soul?

Aside from the kind of spice used in culinary setting named to be ginger, the term is also associated in the medical arena. A ginger is referring to an individual who is affected by a certain diseases identified to be known as Gingervitus. Gingervitus is one bizarre disfiguring disease that is deemed to be the greatest form of retardation. As an offspring of albinos and humans, gingers have two types that can be distinguished as the regular types and those that resemble normal humans. The regular types are rarely seen during day time and are characterized by bright orange hair with numerous freckles on the face. They also have very pale skin inhibiting them to get out when the sun is up because it will burn them. The other type is the one who can be exposed to sunlight and are sometimes called Daywalkers. Despite the speculations that gingers are asexual, they do have gender. It has also been reported that gingers are the closest relatives to vampires. This was believed because of their inability to get exposed out in the rays of the sun. Gingers have also been known to acquire serious health diseases that can pose their health at greater risks.

Gingers are in possession of certain powers that permits them change their appearances from day to day. And it is a fact that gingers are soulless entities. The primary reason why gingers don’t have souls is because they are not normal human beings that were created by two normal individuals. They have no souls because they possess certain specific characteristics that are deemed to unusual for regular normal humans. And finally, gingers do not have any soul because they are automatons that function like a machine. Such creatures therefore, are soulless.

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31 Responses

  1. Scottie

    June 8, 2012 11:55 am

    well KISS MY SOULLESS @$$! people tell me I am so pretty because of my hair and they wish they were all gingers. If you have a soul, you are a human being, and, you have feelings and emotions. I am pretty sure I have feelings and emotions, because right now, I’m not happy. Oh, and you can add this to your information in your “smart” brain, “Happy is in fact, an emotion. Therefor, the opposite, Not Happy, Unhappy, or Angry, is in fact, an emotion. There was this guy I liked for a while and one day someone told me that he said this about me: “I like (my name)’s hair because she is a ginger. I like gingers because they are rare and they stand out from all of the blondes and brunettes.”
    I bet your soulless @$$ is jealous of all of the $h!t that comes out of your soulless mouth. You must be soulless to even think that gingers are aliens!

    • Shelby

      August 29, 2014 6:45 pm

      well said. GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!! if gingers are rare therefore causes us to be soulless (which we are not) then black headed people might as well be to because they are rare as well. but newsflash black headed people have souls and they are rare so why cant red headed people be rare and have souls? we are beautiful, we stand out, and our temper makes life a hole lot more interesting. -and your welcome for that.

    • Crionna

      March 18, 2013 11:33 pm

      And they forgot how we eat babys (mmm! Yummy!!) and drown puppy’s. I, personally, like to spend my spare time pissing in strangers drinks at restaurants, ‘cus you know; I’m a ginger.

  2. Mango

    November 12, 2012 7:05 pm

    At start, from your grammar and vocabulary it actually seemed to me that the author of this article is some what intelligent, but on the other hand we can see that you must have issues with red headed people. Personally I don’t think your religious or you have any sort of moral well being hence the utter stupidity and stereotypical rubbish that you have produced.

      • The Ginger One

        February 1, 2013 5:28 am

        Actually, without a religion, which puts a form of punishment on inhumane or incorrect behavior as a base there would be no morality as humans are run by instincts and a drive to be dominate, therefore, without religion there is no moral code dictated in human life. Point out one place without a religious background or that has had over 3/4 of the community having forsaken a religious background and its teachings that has not regressed to a primal state. Demonizing religious teachings is foolish as it is the basis of your entire system of living.

        • atheist

          May 17, 2013 8:56 am

          I Do Not Believe Or Care About A God Or GoDs And Am More Moral Than Most. I Was Brought Up By 1 Atheist And One Moderately Religious Person.

          Your Statement Says That I And My Father (Plus HHalf The People I Know) Are InCapable Of Having Morals.

          I Don’t Steal B/c I Can Empathise And Know I Don’t Want Others To Take From Me. I Don’t Murder B/c I Just Couldn’t Do It.

          I Don’t Need A God To Tell Me Right From Wrong. I Have A Mind And Am capable.

          And How Many People Are Killed In The Name Of God?!? We HavFought 2 Holy Wars In This Century Alone.


          Why Did This Bad Joke Turn Into A Religious Conversation?

    • Nathan

      May 9, 2013 10:12 pm

      Personally, I don’t think you understand sarcasm or humour. It’s a joke numb-nuts, nobody actually thinks this.

  3. Karl the mighty ginger basher

    December 11, 2012 4:46 pm

    Adolf hitlers ghost has just dropped me a tweet and reads…

    ‘all Gingers are made from Micheal Barrymoores dried spunk’

    he speaks the truth … apparently God told him for doing such a good job with the jews and that.

    • Kat

      April 7, 2013 6:37 pm

      Are you implying that adolf hitler did a good thing by killing jews because I would disagry! Cuz if you are that means you are an a$&@&le

  4. Camron

    January 24, 2013 3:39 pm

    I’m a ginger and I actually found this article entertaing.. Lol, oh AND I learned that I’m a vampire, BAM!< Bonus point.

    • Kat

      March 17, 2013 6:52 pm

      I love the idea of being a vampire, but twilight ruined it. the rest is just insulting this article is just stupid, being a Redhead is cool. This person is just jealous of redheads

  5. J

    March 13, 2013 11:24 pm

    I think that this article is pointless and whoever wrote it is a sick person. Because everyone has a soul; without one you are dead. “Daywalkers”. Really? They aren’t vampires, just have sensitive skin. And not all Gingers do because I have a friend who is a Ginger and happens to be a sports fanatic and loves to go to the beach. And Albinos are COLOURLESS. Meaning they are pale with NO COLOUR, and happen to have weird eyes. Gingers have colour, unless you are blind. And hair colour has NOTHING to do with genders. When a Ginger is born, the doctor doesn’t say “Oh well it’s a Ginger so I don’t know.” “..can change their appearance from day to day..” Oh, that’s rich. My friend happens to be a bit hefty and I don’t see her coming to school looking like a supermodel. Or looking like a celebrity. No, because she is a HUMAN BEING, not a d@mn creature. I hope you understand what the h3ll is wrong with you and not hurt poor red and orange heads who read this ‘article’, as you call it. I call it the reason of a Ginger commiting suicide.

  6. Kat

    March 17, 2013 6:48 pm

    Thank you, for teaching me that I dont have a soul. That probably explain how I hate you so much, waiiit, hate is a feeling guess I taught you something, that you are a F$$$$$g Idiot!! Redheads do have souls, Everyone that I know or not tell me and I quote”wow marvelous hair colour” so how did this make you feel you b$$$$$d

  7. Kat

    March 17, 2013 6:49 pm

    Totally agree, though I have never been picked on I know how it feels, I think that this is the dumbest article in the world.

  8. jewkid69

    April 12, 2013 9:46 am

    LISTEN UP F*CKERS! this is complete BULLSH*T! this article talks about how im suppose to be a gay as* vampire or some robot sh*! BI*ch I aint no Soulless Nig*a! so you and your gay as* fuc*ed up article can fuc* off u peice of sh*t

    also if i find u i will take 15 of my gay nig*as and rap* your bitc*as*

  9. Dr. ivana cuminyu

    April 12, 2013 9:57 am

    i find this article to be extremely accurate. however, there are a few things missing. for example, the fact that gingers are the results of evil souls passing into h*ll was not mentioned. when a murderer or something dies within a 3mile radius of a baby being concieved, a ginger is created. a small part of the evil soul scars the child and gives it pale skin and red hair. one reason that these evil children lack souls is because the evil souls latch on to the baby soul and absorb it in an effort to stay out of h*ll. personally I believe that God hates gingers and does not allow them to have souls.

  10. Andrew, The Ginger Overlord

    April 24, 2013 4:17 pm

    Some of these are true, us being the closest relatives to the vampire (The difference being vampires feed on blood and gingers on souls), but some of it is total malarky. We are not all machines. Some of us (like myself) escaped from the mariana trench.

  11. Selena Romero

    May 22, 2013 12:34 am

    Im just really white complected well more like pink and have freckles but my hair is brown and I still got called soulless xD so I was going to buy a shirt that says “I got 99 souls but a which ain’t one” 🙂

  12. Abela

    July 10, 2013 2:30 am

    To all you people who freak out because of this stupid article.

    It’s a joke. A stupid internet joke.
    Of course nobody thinks that gingers have no souls. A bit self-mockery would be appropriate here.
    I’m a ginger and I’ve been called soulless my whole life but I take it with humour. Seriously, calm down.

    • Melissa Williams

      July 14, 2014 12:13 pm

      SOOOOO I know this is a joke but for all the tarts that took it seriously google Gingervitus u €¦..and how have u not heard of gingervitus in ur life??? Its the gum disease?? Its no wonder our world is like it is cuz we are populated with idiots!!!

  13. May

    July 26, 2013 2:05 pm

    Dude… This is so stupid. Why would anyone want to be told they don’t have a soul? As a ginger, I find this offensive and unnecessary…

  14. Isabella musilli

    August 15, 2013 12:53 am

    This article is rude. Why would you write this?? This is just plain wrong! Whoever wrote this doesn’t have a soul. Gingers do have souls

  15. Real Talk

    October 14, 2014 9:51 am

    Guys it’s a South Park joke seriously. And I doubt the creator of this believes gingers have no souls. It’s just a joke dude.

  16. Pete

    December 13, 2014 11:23 am

    only two facts are not told about redheads
    1) Adam in Hebrew means red, and eve had red hair too, angels have red hair.
    2)the most popular hair dye for woman is red, 20% more popular than blonde

  17. HowDareThey

    May 14, 2016 1:50 pm

    this is a terrible article, even meant as satire, the false and foolish information in this article may be taken seriously b y some due to the nature of the rest of the site, and the way many site fans actually use the site for information


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